Be Prepared

“If you buy a toaster be prepared to buy something to toast”

“If you buy a car, be prepared to buy petrol”

“When you fall in love with another person, be prepared to compromise on many things”

“When you exercise, be prepared for the sweat and the pain”

“If you plant a tree, be prepared to water it”

“If you drink alcohol. Be prepared to get drunk and the hangover”

“When you go to work, be prepared to get paid a salary and trade your time for money”

“When you step out of your car, be prepared to be a pedestrian”

“If you go swimming, be prepared to get wet”

“When you are learning something new or teaching something new to others, be prepared to exercise god like patience and love”

“When you go up, be prepared to come down”

“When you go through life, be prepared to be tested daily”

“When you have builders at your place, be prepared for the dust”

“When you go on holiday, be prepared to take your mind with you”

“When you eat too fast, be prepared for indigestion”

“When you introduce anything into your body that isn’t naturally made in your body, be prepared for the side effects”

If you are single, which is absolutely okay, be prepared to be alone and for the progressive solitude”